Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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