HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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