he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
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the only neck his dick has been down, huh?
That is really sad.
The bad part is when it gets erect and the beer bottle constricts it so the blood can't flow back out, resulting in a priapism, and the beer bottle getting stuck. This usually requires a trip to the emergency room to get his junk removed from the beer bottle.