your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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