Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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