I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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