New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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