When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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Mmm joys of facebook lurking.
I read that email, too! Dammit, I want real, hilarious texts not these fake ones.
Wow, someone should send TFLN the email thats going around with all these quotes in it so they know...
you might be my soul mate!!!! LOL
I consider myself a professional lurker.
I swear I read this one a few weeks ago. But it still holds true.
can you claim it as a text if you blatantly copied it from an email?
Yea....good job copying a chain email. You're very talented
Did someone seriously use queef as an insult?
i received this email too. try being original for once jackass
I am the one who wrote this (on ruminations) so yes, it is fully STOLEN. It's #56069 from over 100 days ago.
a little creepin here and there makes a relationship stronger
And the email was stolen from ruminations! Whoever wrote the email should get their own material.
This is such a fake. I read this e-mail weeks ago.
i like you and i think youre a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a dick head.
yes someone already put this as a textsfromlastnight.......it gettig to the point peopl ejust put stuff on here and its not even a text.
The more you know can't really hurt you.
This is lame - stop copying emails.
Sorry to see you're not original or creative.
I love it when school is in session... We can bash people in peace without the retards filling up threads with garbage... And I also got the email and will continue to call u ppl out. So take the "random thoughts" you printed in an attempt to be clever and just burn it now.
its a good way to plan what your kids will look like if you can look at old high school pics
Who doesn't facebook creep?? Lol
i always get on family watchdog and make sure the guy isn't a registered sex offender. it helps me sleep better at night.
All of the thoughts in the email that all of you are mentioning are actually from a site called ruminations
If you enjoyed that email, you should probably check out the site. It's cool and is where all of these "thoughts" originally came from. Just trying to give credit where credit is due.
stop facebook creeping
i fucking do this all the time.
How do people not realize that this, and all of the other "thoughts" from the email forward, are from Aaron Karo's ruminations site?? That site is SO much better than this - go there instead and you will find much funnier, ORIGINAL stuff.
Good point. some friends of mine have put some funny shit on here and nothing ever gets posted.
Someone who has read that email, please forward it to the submitting email
I have not seen this email that everyone else has. And I can totally relate. If you do it right, it's an advantage because you already know what to talk about because you know what she's into.
You stole this from an email. Get your own material.
I believe it's already been posted here as well.
this would be a lot funnier if it really came from your own phone, not a popular forwarded email.
like this even makes sense as a text to someone else. fuckin retard
You queef. You didn't make this up. I saw the EXACT same statement in an email a month ago.
I'm pretty sure that they don't even ever accept the texts people put in, in favor of putting up things that aren't real, and aren't funny.