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  • Mmm joys of facebook lurking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:55am
  • I read that email, too! Dammit, I want real, hilarious texts not these fake ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:16pm
  • Wow, someone should send TFLN the email thats going around with all these quotes in it so they know...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:01pm
  • you might be my soul mate!!!! LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:27pm
  • Did someone seriously use queef as an insult?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:34pm
  • can you claim it as a text if you blatantly copied it from an email?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:09pm
  • I swear I read this one a few weeks ago. But it still holds true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:22pm
  • Yea....good job copying a chain email. You're very talented

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:33pm
  • I consider myself a professional lurker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:09pm
  • a little creepin here and there makes a relationship stronger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:14pm
  • And the email was stolen from ruminations! Whoever wrote the email should get their own material.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:47pm
  • i like you and i think youre a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a dick head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:33pm
  • The more you know can't really hurt you.

    Submitted by Xi_Kagega123 on Dec 20, 10 at 3:42pm
  • This is such a fake. I read this e-mail weeks ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:00pm
  • I am the one who wrote this (on ruminations) so yes, it is fully STOLEN. It's #56069 from over 100 days ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:54pm
  • All of the thoughts in the email that all of you are mentioning are actually from a site called ruminations If you enjoyed that email, you should probably check out the site. It's cool and is where all of these "thoughts" originally came from. Just trying to give credit where credit is due.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:42pm
  • i received this email too. try being original for once jackass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:15pm
  • Who doesn't facebook creep?? Lol

    Submitted by munchie on Aug 17, 10 at 9:27pm
  • This is lame - stop copying emails. Sorry to see you're not original or creative.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:18pm
  • i fucking do this all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:55pm
  • its a good way to plan what your kids will look like if you can look at old high school pics

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:05pm
  • stop facebook creeping

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:19pm
  • I love it when school is in session... We can bash people in peace without the retards filling up threads with garbage... And I also got the email and will continue to call u ppl out. So take the "random thoughts" you printed in an attempt to be clever and just burn it now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:59pm
  • i always get on family watchdog and make sure the guy isn't a registered sex offender. it helps me sleep better at night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:13pm
  • How do people not realize that this, and all of the other "thoughts" from the email forward, are from Aaron Karo's ruminations site?? That site is SO much better than this - go there instead and you will find much funnier, ORIGINAL stuff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:58pm
  • yes someone already put this as a textsfromlastnight.......it gettig to the point peopl ejust put stuff on here and its not even a text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Someone who has read that email, please forward it to the submitting email

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:21pm
  • I have not seen this email that everyone else has. And I can totally relate. If you do it right, it's an advantage because you already know what to talk about because you know what she's into.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:23pm
  • You stole this from an email. Get your own material.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:43pm
  • I believe it's already been posted here as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:19pm
  • this would be a lot funnier if it really came from your own phone, not a popular forwarded email.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:28pm
  • Good point. some friends of mine have put some funny shit on here and nothing ever gets posted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:22pm
  • like this even makes sense as a text to someone else. fuckin retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:02pm
  • You queef. You didn't make this up. I saw the EXACT same statement in an email a month ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:45am
  • I'm pretty sure that they don't even ever accept the texts people put in, in favor of putting up things that aren't real, and aren't funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:17pm