My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Farmville is her only friend.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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