so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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