I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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