You're my little dorito
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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