He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
this boner is exhausting
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize