Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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