ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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