Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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