Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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