i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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