we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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