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so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I FOUND THE LEGS
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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