I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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Tell him he better get his lightsaber out cause there's a wookie loose.
tell him "good thing you don't have braces, because ..."
Fsh. Hairless vulvas are for pedophiles. Long live the bush!
Love it, I would be down there so long eating it, you would think I had a fucking portable DVD player with me
Okay look you don't have to shave just give it a trim.
if he can't deal with some hair, he's not worth it anyway
Pussy is pussy
A real man doesn't care about whether it's shaves or not
What if this is a guy who posted this?
WTF is cleaner about that?!
I'm gonna favorite this simply because of the comments. They're funnier than the text!
You should probably let him know you can't spell...
Ok the OP obviously knows she needs to shave, but she's asking her friend what to tell the huh bc she isn't. She needs help at the moment she can't exactly shave right then
Tell him your on your period :)
ha been there, used that excuse.
Just tell him that he can stare at your tits all he wants. He probably won't even notice.
Since when was being natural considered nasty? Way to degrade women, no wonder we call all guys jerks.
Must be time for the taming of the shrew.
I'll fuckin eat it I love me some rug
Don't tell him shut shave bitch
First mother fuckassss. BBMS chaaaaaa
To buy you a razor???
I hope that said wooly mammoth vag doesn't have a trunk if you catch my drift
Uh.. Just fucking shave you weirdo
Does it really mattered how shit is spelled
It's wooly. And ewwww
A big hairy vag with large tusks? Ahhhhhhh!!!
Lmao to the person beneath me
Tell him to eat you out :]
Who Dat ?!
LOL @ 12:41 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-girl next door
tell him your a mammal -- and mammals are suppost to have fur ;)
I'm so going to use that line.
Ohh dallas. You can do better
hairy, shaved, its all good
Tell him you've just emerged from an Ice Age and need to Thaw out a bit...
That's just nasty. Yours making Dallas look bad. Shave.
Misspelling "your" helps
I give those tities two thumbs down hahah ha ha hahaha
Tell him that you shaved. Then act upoun it.
For 6:29 I meant guy not huh
That it has cobwebs too..
Shave! Sex is way better when everyone is shaved! Hair=bad!
Nothing. Natural is cleaner.
Um Hun that's gross no guys gonna wanna fuck a girl with a bush. Just shave it, honestly if you dont shave it well than good luck
That you can't spell
Nothing, that's what you tell him. Just take a hedgetrimmer to it and tell him it's regularly shaven.
tell him ur bisexual. that will cure anything.trust me...or just cut it.
Time to bust out the hedge trimmers! LOL!!!!!!!!
Shave? Jesus, c'mon girl.
Hella nasty! Clean up, u don't want ur guy having a bush so why do u get one? Gross
Tell him to stop trying to stick hhis head in your vagina after using rogaine
Love to eat hairy pussy, that's where all the flavoer is at!!!
first, and bummer!
I hope you don't tell him you're like a wolly mammoth down there that's for sure.
You don't just shave it before he sees it
That your a skanky whore and you need to shave your cooch
I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)
I hope you like rare wild animals, because you're about to get one!
Wait till it's all bloody, then braid it.
You're sick 8:44
Take care of that shit!
Nasty and first
Nothin u trim first cause that's nasty
7:31 UR SICK GET HELP!!!!
How bout you fucking shave?
Please, oh please shave. Nasty bitch.
I love you all.
You shave :)
Gaaaah, please don't use descriptive words when refering to your unshaved vagina
If I were you I would probably not even go there sweety, you're a train wreck
If my friendbtexted me this I'd wax that shit for them :O