why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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