and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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