I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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