Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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