She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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