come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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