so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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