I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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