go do what you do best...puke behind churches
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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