May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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