I should be sponsored by Trojan
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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