ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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