the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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