How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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