So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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