you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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