I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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