when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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