Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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