meet me or not, i'm out of control
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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