Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Randomize
