god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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