...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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