I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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