Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?