I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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