so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
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Whats the glycemic index on semen?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick