how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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