Swine flu. Run for my life!
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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