The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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