4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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