I heard we made out
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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