fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
