So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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