we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Vodka?
Forever.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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