Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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