The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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