Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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