I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
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Do you honestly think, now that they've found their freedom, that your farts would want to be friends with you?
I am still struggling to imagine how this would look at a family dinner...
"Hi Mum, I want you to meet my long lost fart friend..."
"Wha.. What the f... Bluughhhh!!!!"
Now, how do you think your poor mother would feel after chundering her guts out?
Do you really, honestly believe that lunch would be an enjoyable occaision?
This has to be an old text from me to my BFF
omg is it weird i'm female and i find this great. :)
I don't care what anybody says. All fart texts are hilarious.
i made my buddy throw up last week with an egger.
lol this sounds like something calvin would say to hobbes.
female as well...
still funny as hell. hahah
Must be chicks who thumbed this down, farts are hillarious to 90% of guys
9:33 i could not agree more, all texts about farts are automatically great. and this text really got me thinking....if only.
&i'm female too.
pulled a 9 seconder last night ... thats a record for me
Fucking goddamned funny